Thank god

I just wanted to than god for my awesome life and the ability to say as I feel without being judged. I am so blessed!

She has some nerve!

Just a quick one... I was wondering if there was any way that I could pinch a nerve in my private part. Well, I think It has happened. And no it was not during some inappropriate behavior it was while I was folding clothes with Millie in the girls room and I got up to put some clothes away and OMG it felt like a burning steak was piercing through me. So since then I swear I have either a hernia in my privates or a pinched nerve. WTH!!! The only pain I can compare it to is when I had my "Three' tummy tucks, yes its true Three...not good....... But for those of you that don't know when you get a tummy tuck you get these two drains that come out of your lower area and it is so painful and taking the drains out hurts more than the surgery.

The last two days I have been complaining about this weird sensation and this morning Rick said something that I could not keep to myself. I am going to do the modest version for those kids that should not be peeking.. He said. "Your p____ has got some nerve!" I thought it was the funniest thing and I had to share it.

If anyone has any thoughts or medical advice on this please fill me in because it is the weirdest phenomenon I have ever felt. Can there really be a hernia down there or not????????

I think I am going to send Rick to medical school... oooops we cant really afford it!

Let me start by saying that I had a great Cinco De mayo. Made homemade enchiladas which were gone and Cameron said "It was my best dinner ever!" That kid can be really sweet when he wants to. I went to "Jazzercize" which is my sorta latest obsession.. Exercise is definitely one love Rick and I share and sometimes I get a little bored with it so I decided to go to Jazzercize in November. OMG I luuuuuuuuuv It!! I strongly recommend it for anyone who who wants to feel like their 18 again. We even celebrated one of the members 83rd birthday one day after class. I am telling you this because my instructor that I love dressed up for Cinco DE Mayo!!! Oh no she didn't!!!! See pix

K so My high school girl friends and I go to Destin every year, well this is my third year, their like 6th. It has to be one of my favorite weeks of the year. Nine of us went this year.....so many funny stories and we keep a running journal and so I am just going to mention a few.... Please don't be offended.

(was going to tell the funniest story but my husband says it is inappropriate , I thought a blog was supposed to be pretty much uncensored but guess not....Your loss) But I will say it involved a razor, a taupe, and a private part. hee hee

So one long day at the beach after drinking a lot of "juicy Juice" I started getting a little bit of a headache and I had no advil so I started digging in my bag and I found this oblong pill with some numbers on it so immediately I told my friend Rachelle to google "oblong pill with **** on it" to find out what it was. They all looked at me like I was crazy, but I am a girl that loves a good pill and I would never throw it away without knowing if it was good or not. So she googled it and sure enough DARVACET!!!! Yes, jackpot so I popped it and my headache went away and within an hour we were dancing to 80's music and doing cartwheels and handstands on the beach... I swear I had the frickin best time that day that if I could have been frozen in time I would have. (Moral of the story, Google is a wonderful thing)

I am really picky about my sleeping, and if If you know me well I am very picky about the conditions of my sleeping so in order to take control of the situation I always take a blow up mattress, sheets comforter and pillow and find the coldest and darkest place in the condo. In this particular condo this place happened to be the laundry room. My fabulous friend, Tisa thought this was "fruit" because she didn't get it because it was her first time with us and so I think they made me move to the bed which my other fabulous friends Jennifer and Nicey and I slept in a queen size bed which Jennifer said, "I pity the fool that has to sleep in the sandwich" Which of course was the "peacock" Nicey who politely crawled in the middle of us two crazies and slept sandwiched in between us. (Thanks Nicey) I cannot tell you how bad my head hurt that next morning... However within hours we were all jogging 4 miles along highway 90A. A good run seriously cures anything. I will explain the peacock later...A whole blog in itself!

Lets just say that we had a blast from having Ruth's Chris delivered to our room and eating in our pajamas, to laughing so hard our stomachs hurt. Going to end now because I have a huge day tomorrow.

Thanks for such a wonderful trip Nicey, Jennifer, Candy, Richelle, Tisa, Carolyn, Michelle, and Meg.. Only 354 days till next trip

Why a blog?

This is the second time I am writing this because last night while I was posting my Internet, phone and cable went off during , literally during when I posted and lost half of my stuff. Thanks cox, I didn't even know I hadn't paid the bill. Sound familiar?? To boot I realized this last night at 3:00 am while our precious little Georgia politely decided to not sleep from 2-4am. Rick is usually the one to get up with her but if she is not cooperating we take 30 minute shifts and so I decided to check how brilliant my blog was when I realized the frickin Internet is off. omg It had better saved. No luck!

First I have to clarify something I wrote about the "vodka" incident. I just got back from my girls trip and when we were unloading the car some water bottles got divided up and i put them in my fridge. Sooo no it was not my teenagers trying to sneak vodka, actually it was one of my 40+ friends that did. Still don't know who it belongs to but Rick did enjoy some on the rocks last night so thanks!!

So..... why a blog? Well As you all now I have been obsessed with reality shows for years...My first brush with getting close was the show "trading spouses" that didn't work out because I got pregnant for number 4 and actually the show was cancelled, moving on to Oprah Winfrey was doing a show on high security prisons and I was going to spend the night with four other normal women and talk and interact with prisoners...............Well I got pregnant for number 5 and they were not comfortable with that but I was literally put on stand by to fly up to Chicago and take part in the show. It all happened and ended very quick,,,,Then there was a close call on the amazing race and of course my latest obsession The housewives of New Orleans..boo hoo

I thought this was it for sure, it started in November of last year when I had my first chat with the producer, then it all snowballed into this huge audition process where I had to stage things and film them and pretty much film everything during the holidays and send it in to him.

Then I had my face to face filmed audition and I thought I nailed it, he acted like I did too!! Now it was a waiting game but in the mean time it got out that I was definitely going to be on it and I must have been asked, "did you make it?" a thousand times. Just the thought of making it was fun so when I got the call that I did not make the last cut I was upset but life went on and I got over it really quick especially when no one else I knew had made it either!!

I think my biggest reason for wanting to be a "real housewife" was due to the fact that everyone kept telling me your life is like a reality show, oh my gosh you should be on a reality show, and I thought my daily family happenings were so frickin funny that it would be a trip for the world to see. Evidently the producer, who said your family is perfect for the show, I love the connection you and Rick have and blah, blah, blah at the end did not think so.

So I was thinking if I'm not going to be on the show I still really need to document my family follies so everyone can get a kick out of them and It would be like a journal for me as well.....hence the blog

I offended a couple of people yesterday and I am sorry but if you can't take the heat please get out of the kitchen. This is my life for real. Speaking of that I have to say that today I actually had to get out of bed after the kids got out of school because SPX had a mothers day May crowning deal with church, crafts, and picnic lunch. (Oh Mary We Crown Thee With Blossoms Today...it makes me cry) I mean it was fun and all and I love being with my Millie BUT come on I think I spend way enough time with my kids, mothers day isn't until Sunday anyway.I loved church and picnic but I am so sick of doing crafts. Millie is up my ass 24/7 and actually I always tell Nicey If I could literally shove her up my ass she would be in heaven. She would actually be with me all of the time and she would luuuuuv it!!

We had a first day at Lakeview park and I was running to the car to get Money of course and Millie was holding Georgia when I got back Georgia was screaming and I thought she just wanted me, 5 minutes later Millie goes Hey mom you know Georgia's face fell in this crack. I'm like WHAT? What crack? this one in between a big roll of turf and some plywood. she fell off my lap and her head was in this crack. Rick was behind her in the batting age with Cameron and he very nonchalantly says, Yep she fell in the crack. Holy crap I was gone for 30 seconds.

Juicy was sitting there and laughing telling Millie "You re so stupid!" that really helps juice

After picking up Quints car which was in the shop again for a flat tire, broken mirror, piece of bumper missing on the front, broken fog light, and broken wind shield wipers, yeah that's it, we got home and had meatballs and spaghetti. It was a big hit with them all!! Watched 9 by design and Glee which are my Two new favorite shows. I should say tried to watch my shows but Bella was in rare form begging me to smell her feat. Pleeeaaassee Mommy they don't even smell bad. I refused and then I caught myself saying, "Rick please tell Bella to stop humping my leg!!!" What an awesome day!

FYI Rick was 100%alive and willing Monday night and it was all I would hope it would be and more!! I won the bet... Well deserved because we were celebrating that night because my incredible hard working husband left his job with the bank and flew the coup and is going to do it on his own. So please send all business his way, as we know he is the best at what he does! I love you Rick

I cant wait to write about my girls trip which I will do tonight with pixs.....

Adios on this Cinco de mayo

Lynn Crozier

So I posted my first blog and realized I had left lots of facts out, Sunday night we could not find our dog(BIG THUNDER STORM and after 30 minuts of looking we realized that she was hiding out in my car WTF!!!

On saturday, obviousy my son is very thirsty and grabbed a winn dixie water bottle and upon drinking he prcedded to spit it out saying YUCK what is this?? I t was mango infused vodka YumYuM!! Ive had to mop the floor 2 times because of the sticky stuff Still dont know who this botte belonged to ...........K so I am feeling pretty horny and I am going to attack my increible husband I hope he is still is alive and willing....I think I would bet 99% will let you knoW so excited and cant wait will let you know!!

Lynns Re Entry from Destin Girls Trip to chaos 5/2/2010

Put it this way........Julianna said she watched Georgia 24/7 while Quint did nothing and Rick worked out. House was a wreck despite the "surprise" maids rick got me which apparently all they did was clean under the couches and complain that the vacuum cleaner needed to be cleaned out (they didn't either) Oh yeah, forgot to mention that they put all the soup cans in perfect order in pantry.. Georgia had 2 ear infections and we had a baseball tourny in mandeville...Rick told me by Saturday evening that I better stop "HUFFING" and all I could say was "GIVE ME DESTIN OR GIVE ME DEATH" My house guest 13 year old nick lorusso witnessed the whole charade and said he had never seen someone master the roll of the eyes so much as I do...(True story) 9 teenage girls slept over to go to jazz fest sat...kill me!!

Yesterday started with terrible weather, Quint wakes up which by the way screwed up his knee in football Friday and gets on the scale and lost 3 lbs and gets pissed that he needs to gain weight ...Maybe cuz we only have soup in the house I told Rick...Rick was on the phone with good ole Tommy Fabacher at 11 making him talk to Quint about what he should be eating sooooooo off we go to supply our golden child with hundreds of dollars of supplements, bars, weight gain etc, While all the while Millie only wanted to go to Nike to buy the newest and latest shorts...Bella wanted to go get ice cream and Cameron was his regular cocky self. (All the while Chi Chi is screaming cuz of ear infection)

Anyway last night I made trout almondine which only 3 of us liked, watched Kendra and passed out Took a nap from 8-11:30

Rick and I did "reconnect" Sunday morning and it was incredible and he told me how much he loved me and missed me and how beautiful I was even though I was complaining for the last 2 days that" I don't know why I even run and do jazzercize so much when I still look like shit in a bathing suit" Poor Lynn

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Oh yeah, sitting playing with Georgia last night and spot the oddest combo of objects sitting under my island, ready for this an orange, a piece of bubble gum and a tampon, yes I said a tampon, not a used one but one Bella was probably playing with. Going to send picture...As Nicey would say, "How could I make this up????

There you have it, that was a little taste of my reentry